Friday, May 24, 2013

Are you there, RNG? It's me, Ceniza...

Ceniza researches. Heavens, does that girl research. That is the nature of mages. Can't help themselves: style manuals, index cards, cross-references and footnotes, poor things. It's all about the source materials. As she's looking for Arcane tomes around Dalaran, she came across this: So You Think You Can Cast: Frequently Asked Questions from First-Time Mages (author unknown, but by the pedantic tone, probably Jaina....)






 Ceniza, sorry to disappoint you, but this book lies. It is all about the damage. Maybe that career in hunting is not such a bad idea...

4 comments:

  1. LOL! A career in arcane refreshment? What was this author smoking is what I want to know. Jaina? Was it you? Come on, it's just between the three of us.

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    1. That arcane refreshment career probably requires a hair net, and as they say in Office Space, minimum amount if flair. It is well understood the relationship between mages and herbs, just sayin'

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  2. You know I totally ignored the books taht weren't part of the achievement, but now I wish i had read them!

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    1. Well, this book isn't part of the achievement, but a teaser book--there's another one about an orc's "to do" list that's pretty funny too. That's the cool thing about the 'net - I'm sure when you have some downtime (HAHAHAHA--like never) you can look up the books on line and see what they say. The only one I found is pretty mage-y so far. Go figure. Somehow--when I pick up a book and open it, I must read it. That would be my dream job: writing those books for Blizzard!

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