What a shame.
The back of a hand makes for a lousy handkerchief however.
In a tiny corner of Teldrassil, a Night Elf hunter was trying to do something, well, that shouldn't be done. "Get in that mailbox!" he laughed as the tried to capture the squirming otter, to send whirling through the twister nether to his friend. Not too long ago, he had seen that she had put out an invitation to one and all in friendship, a welcoming home to any who are kind and friendly. Well, he supposed, he was kind and friendly, so why not? The otter zipped around the box, leaving puddles and a tuft of fur in its wake. He tried with another, and another. The otters were far more crafty than he. He wiped the otter spit off his hands with his pet, who almost went insane at the smell of mammals around his neck, and looked through his treasure trove of pets again. He finally conceded when the crab scuttled away, the cats scratched his face, and the snakes look indignant. He found a shy little penguin, a very special one she did not have, from the Kalu'ak. He sent that to her --and had no idea the joy he help rebound in her heart. His timing was perfect, as timing often is not. Turns out, penguins are perfect for drying tears.
This is not exactly how it happened, except for the timing, and there is a very angry sifang otter out there somewhere. Zwingli of Zwingli's Weblog of WoW saw that I posted my battletag out there, and took me up on my welcome mat of friendship offer. I love his blog, and let me tell you, he is a great guy! I couldn't figure out what to trade in return, but sent him a few things from the pet shop. I hope it's enough--who am I kidding? It'll never be enough. He was the spring in my emotional bounce-back. Thank you, Zwingli. And you're rocking the Safari Hat!
Postscript: I have no idea what to use those stones on.