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Wednesday, September 19, 2012
And this is when I go insane, Part II
I wanted to do a fun post on Pirate Day. I love Pirate Day. I've been celebrating it long before I ever even heard of Azeroth.
Wait -- maybe that's it! I need to tap into my inner pirate! Captain Jack Sparrow wouldn't let a little thing like a BOSS stop him, would he!? HELL NO.
So, I went to a name generator and gave myself a new name. From henceforth, on this day of our Lord September 19, ye shall refer to me as Cap'n Angie Pinkbeard.
Oh, wait, I don't like that - how about Bubonic Romana Drake?! Yes! That's better. Aye.
So, time to get me pirate on, and if anyone asks me why I'm getting all scallywag up in your grill, there is only one answer: "Pirate."
PS I had to explain to a 20-something that "swag" did not come from rap songs.