There once was a priest who grabbed a girl
Using leap of faith, he gave her a whirl
But instead of a safe sin
He hooked an ugly goblin
"Guarf...I can't think of the last line...face so gross, he wanted to hurl?"
"Let me think on it, lass."
"All right - see if you can finish this one:"
There once was a rogue who loved to pick locks...
In a dungeon he found a fuzzy little box
He took out his key
and slipped it in easily