Monday, August 15, 2011

Limerick for empty pockets.

At the auction house she searched for some new pants
Of buying Theck's Seal there wasn't a chance
She knew of some dwarfs, dodgy, it's true
Loan sharks with gold, interests rates waived in lieu
For many pints of stout, Santa suits and an exotic laptop dance

(or two)

"Curse, Guarf...I can't make it fit into a proper limerick..."

"Try again, lass, otherwise you'll forfeit the wager."

2 comments:

  1. At the auction house searching for pants -
    Buying Theck’s Seal? Not a chance!
    She knew of a dwarf, dodgy, it's true
    A loanshark with gold, vig waived in lieu
    Of a pint of stout and exotic lap dance!


    lol!

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  2. FANTASTIC!!!
    Senorita Dos Santos - wonderful!!

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